Why haitian man play so much

MoniqueBeTrippin'

Fresh out the dome. Today was a pretty good day. I started off by helping my friends at a car wash. We need to raise money for a trip we are planning to go to. Our friend Chuan Vernon. (He's an up and coming new R&B artist… really cool.) It's going to be his birthday day and we wanna do it BIG. So we are raising money to do so. The car wash was free. It went well. A very great turn out. My little niece even helped. It was so cool. After that I did my own thing.

I was passing out flyers for my Valentine's cruise 2009 that I am having. It was good at first until this guy tried to talk to be. And before I go any further. I am a Haitian so I can make my comments about Haitians. Why do they be trying so hard to mack? Come on NOW… I am 25 years old and you look like you could be my daddy and I ain't looking for a sugar daddy at this time. Check me later, when things get ruff (lol). On the serious tip the whole time he was in my face. Asking me do I have a boyfriend, kids and if I'm married. No I'm not...Are you? What about your wife you left in Haiti and the 13 other girls that think that they are the only one in your life? What about that bubby. And the kicker I couldn't even lie about my number... it was on the flyer. So he took it upon himself to lock it in his phone. I knew I was messed up now. So I tried to keep it pimping and move on to the next store and give out my flyers. While I was in the store my phone rings and what do you know its bubby. Asking me what's taking me so long. I was like are you serious. I am networking right now and why you so jealous. I ain't your girl.

So I got it together and tried to see if I could make a mad dash to my car with out buddy seeing me. But what do you know he was next to my car. I played it cool and waited to see what he was going to say. He's speaking Creole and I am answering back in English. It was too funny. Buddy was like I want to meet you parents and tell them that I really like you. No… I think you want me to hook you up with some papers. (Lol) There is no way that we could have anything in common. But I kept it all professional and told him that I have your number and I'll give him a call and left. Immediately...I programmed his number under DO NOT ANSWER and he has a silent ring tone. I really don't need that type of headache. Male groupies… why they always wanna mix business with pleasure. That's enough for tonight. I guess I'm trippin'